... I've talked about my friend's mishaps before.  She's a hot mess, but I think she's fantastic.

Anyway, she always gives me plenty of material to play with.  This time, she was looking out her upstairs bedroom window at some coyotes in the backyard and she pressed against the screen to get a closer look.  Unfortunately, the screen was loose and popped out, almost taking her out the window after it.  She commented about how she hoped nobody saw her because she wasn't exactly dressed for company so I had to take my own spin on it...