I think I've mentioned before that I despise phone chatters in the restroom. If you're going to talk on your phone, do it somewhere outside the bathroom. I get so ticked, I'll give two or three extra flushes just to make really certain the person on the other end of that conversation knows that they're being talked to while on the toilet. 

That's really high on my gross factor list.

Then the powers that be decided to go and do something like THIS. 

And I ask, WHY?