Blonde Moments

One of my buddies was ranting about sales people.  So, somewhat related, I decided on a rant of my own.   It's not long, but it's just something that irritates me in the contracting world. 

Here it is:

< rant >

My resume is fine like it is. If you, in your eternal quest to procure more government contracts, want me to tailor my resume to include things that I haven't done so you can pimp it out to said govvies, you're S.O.L.

Not everything needs to be done YESTERDAY. You knew about this a week ago. You took your sweet time telling me about this requirement, I'm going to take my sweet time telling you that I've fulfilled it.

Really? You promised the govvies that we could do WHAT? With what miracle potion and time machine were you thinking we would use?

Argh!

< /rant >