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We have an unspoken agreement here about shower usage.  If your stuff is next to a shower and you step away to go use the restroom, then that shower is considered claimed by you.  

This heifer today saw my stuff next to the shower, saw me leaving to use the restroom, and then took the shower she knew I was intending to use.  I got back, and she hadn't gotten in the shower yet, she just had the water running, giving me this, "ha! I got here first!" look.  That's bull.  I got there first. 

Another thing, don't prance around the shower room naked.  I don't want to see it.  I ESPECIALLY don't want your naked flesh anywhere near mine. 

And finally, if you're going to sing in the shower, try to be on-key.  That's exactly why I DON'T sing in the shower. That, and the fact that showers here are supposed to be quick in-and-out affairs.  If you have time to sing, you're taking too long in the friggin shower.

Grr. 

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