The DFAC was pretty crowded today; in part because the Bulgarians had a ceremony and took up 1/4 of the facility for afterward and also because I went during prime eating-time. 

I pretty much had the lunch table to myself today. 

I surreptitiously sniffed myself to see if I smelled bad. No.   I don't exactly LOOK intimidating, either.

Sheesh, I could get a complex from this junk...