Hahahah... Why can't I even type that title without getting some type of Arnie Terminator voice going in my head?

One of my sites is pretty close by, so I sometimes get a ride home from the French.  Last time, one of the guys asked me if I had any weapons.  I showed him my hands.  He grinned.

Then, when we got to the clearing barrels at our site, the three guys in the vehicle got out, cleared their weapons and got back into the vehicle.  Deliberately, I brought my fingertips to my lips and blew on them and said, "clear". 

Some humor DOES cross language boundaries, I'm happy to say...